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Van
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I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis.
The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.
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Abraham Lincoln
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You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
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Adolphus Busch
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Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.
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Al Bundy
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God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
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Anne Sexton
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You can never buy beer, you just rent it.
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Archie Bunker
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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
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Steven Wright
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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Onbekend, soms ten onrechte toegewezen aan Benjamin Franklin, een wijndrinker
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Beer is a wholesome liquor ... it abounds with nourishment.
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Benjamin Rush, Amerikaanse fysicus
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Raj: The only thing I've learned in the last two hours is that American men love drinking beer, pee too often, and have trouble getting erections.
Leonard: Focus on the game, not the commercials, Raj.
Raj: I'm just saying, maybe if you people cut back on the beer, you could get out of the bathroom and satisfy your women without pharmaceutical help.
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The Big Bang Theory
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You sit back in the darkness, nursing your beer, breathing in that ineffable aroma of the old-time saloon: dark wood, spilled beer, good cigars, and ancient whiskey - the sacred incense of the drinking man.
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Bruce Aidells
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Beer will always have a definite role in the diet of an individual and can be considered a cog in the wheel of nutritional foods.
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Bruce Carlton
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People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
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Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
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Buy a man a beer, and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.
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Charles Papazian
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Sam: What's new, Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.
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Cheers
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Sam: What'd you like, Normie?
Norm: A reason to live. Give me another beer.
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Cheers
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Sam: What'll you have Normie?
Norm: Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.
Sam: Looks like beer, Norm.
Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.
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Cheers
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Sam: What do you say, Norm?
Norm: Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer.
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Cheers
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Sam: Hey, Norm, can I get you a beer?
Norm: Beer? Isn't that the amber-colored, carbonated liquid? I've heard good things about it.
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Cheers
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Woody: What's the story, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending.
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Cheers
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Woody: How's it going, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Poor. Woody: I'm sorry to hear that. Norm: No, I mean pour.
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Cheers
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Woody: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: All right, but stop me at one. Make that one-thirty.
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Cheers
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Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody.
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Cheers
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Woody: How would a beer feel, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Pretty nervous if I was in the room.
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Cheers
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Woody: Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass.
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Cheers
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Norm: Morning, everybody!
Woody: Beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Little early in the day isn't it, Woody?
Woody: Little early for a beer?
Norm: No, for stupid questions.
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Cheers
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